Saturday, March 21, 2009

Cop Contest

Cop Contest

A dispute among three kinds of cops,
Who can catch bad guys the quickest?
We'll set up a contest and see.

A rabbit was set loose in the trees;
"We'll get him first," they all said.
They gathered up all of their gear,
And into the forest they sped.

The CIA with informants,
Questions animals and plants on its list,
And after four months investigation,
Concludes rabbits do not exist.

The FBI searches and searches,
But can't find a single clue.
After three weeks they burn down the forest,
Killing the poor rabbit, too.

The LAPD takes an hour;
Solving crimes fast is their habit.
Their perp is a badly bruised cougar,
Shouting, "Whatever you say! I'm a rabbit!"

By Joanna Fuchs

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