CIA, FBI, LAPD:
Who can catch bad guys the quickest?
We'll set up a contest and see.
"We'll get him first," they all said.
They gathered up all of their gear,
And into the forest they sped.
Questions animals and plants on its list,
And after four months investigation,
Concludes rabbits do not exist.
But can't find a single clue.
After three weeks they burn down the forest,
Killing the poor rabbit, too.
Solving crimes fast is their habit.
Their perp is a badly bruised cougar,
Shouting, "Whatever you say! I'm a rabbit!"
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